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Living Forever
Mankind’s quest for immortality has been a recurring theme throughout history.[1] Countless adventurers from Alexander the Great to Ponce de León have searched for the…
Trick-or-Treating
Halloween is the greatest holiday ever invented. This is a fact. Ask your congressman. It’s the one publicly accepted day of the year when children…
The Head-On Collision
Anyone who has been walking for any period of time knows that the head-on collision is one of the most awkward and confusing oddities in…
Drawing the Line
There may come a time in your life when you’ll feel the irrepressible need to make a stand – when you’ll want to put your…
Basic Grilling
Few things are as distinctly and unmistakably American as backyard grilling. Baseball is one. The American flag is another. American cheese, I suppose, is a…
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